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Throwback Thursday, Installment Numero Dos!

Hi there readers! In case you were abducted by aliens last week (which is the only excuse I will accept for not reading my blog), I recently started a new feature called Throwback Thursday. What's Throwback Thursday, you ask? (Okay, you're probably not asking. In fact, you've probably stopped reading and are now off eating… Continue reading Throwback Thursday, Installment Numero Dos!

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Your fears are illogical but mine are not.

RELATED: Also, no one is allowed to have double-standards except for me. As promised in my recent post about not knowing what to post about, I would like to discuss - momentarily - my fear of sharks, and how it is totally 100% rational. And, while I'm at it, why everybody else's fears are totally 100%… Continue reading Your fears are illogical but mine are not.

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How to Write a Blog Post (in 26 easy steps!)

1. Talk about writing your blog post. Talk about it all day long. Tell yourself, your boyfriend, the pictures on the wall. You are going to write a blog post today, damnit. Make sure everybody knows. 2. Set aside time. Schedule a date with your blog, pencil it into your day calendar, and stick to… Continue reading How to Write a Blog Post (in 26 easy steps!)

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Why I will never, absolutely ever be an adult

I'm starting to wonder if I'm ever actually going to grow up. I always thought it would be an automatic thing - something definite and biological, like puberty. That at some point an internal alarm clock would go off and my brain would just magically know to make the switch to adulthood. And one morning I would… Continue reading Why I will never, absolutely ever be an adult

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Why Weddings are Basically the Best Thing Ever and We Should All Totally Just Get Married Every Day

Last weekend, I got a collective eight hours of sleep over a 72-hour period.There was a time in my life when I probably would have said that ain't no thang (presumably the same time of my life when I was listening to a lot of Outkast), but nowadays - in my perpetual march toward middle-agedness - such a… Continue reading Why Weddings are Basically the Best Thing Ever and We Should All Totally Just Get Married Every Day