Hi there readers! In case you were abducted by aliens last week (which is the only excuse I will accept for not reading my blog), I recently started a new feature called Throwback Thursday. What's Throwback Thursday, you ask? (Okay, you're probably not asking. In fact, you've probably stopped reading and are now off eating… Continue reading Throwback Thursday, Installment Numero Dos!
RELATED: Also, no one is allowed to have double-standards except for me. As promised in my recent post about not knowing what to post about, I would like to discuss - momentarily - my fear of sharks, and how it is totally 100% rational. And, while I'm at it, why everybody else's fears are totally 100%… Continue reading Your fears are illogical but mine are not.
1. Talk about writing your blog post. Talk about it all day long. Tell yourself, your boyfriend, the pictures on the wall. You are going to write a blog post today, damnit. Make sure everybody knows. 2. Set aside time. Schedule a date with your blog, pencil it into your day calendar, and stick to… Continue reading How to Write a Blog Post (in 26 easy steps!)
Okay so I know. Throwback Thursday is not, in fact, new. It has been in existence in the world of social media just long enough to become passe... so, naturally, I am just now hearing about it. In any case, because it's new to ME, I am going to be starting it as a… Continue reading New Feature: Throwback Thursday!
I'm starting to wonder if I'm ever actually going to grow up. I always thought it would be an automatic thing - something definite and biological, like puberty. That at some point an internal alarm clock would go off and my brain would just magically know to make the switch to adulthood. And one morning I would… Continue reading Why I will never, absolutely ever be an adult
Let me in. The lane is ending, the window of opportunity is closing, and my car is literally moments away from hurdling off a bridge. My life is in your hands, lady. Do the right thing. Please let me in. Okay, I can admit some fault here. I'm big enough to admit that. Journey was… Continue reading Let me in.
Last weekend, I got a collective eight hours of sleep over a 72-hour period.There was a time in my life when I probably would have said that ain't no thang (presumably the same time of my life when I was listening to a lot of Outkast), but nowadays - in my perpetual march toward middle-agedness - such a… Continue reading Why Weddings are Basically the Best Thing Ever and We Should All Totally Just Get Married Every Day