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Here Lies Susie, Rest in Peace. Cause of Death: Pure Barre.

You've heard of Pure Barre. I feel I can safely assume that, because I've heard of Pure Barre, and I'm usually the last person to hear about things. But for those of you still in the dark, Pure Barre is an exercise program created by masochists to torture women under the facade of being a… Continue reading Here Lies Susie, Rest in Peace. Cause of Death: Pure Barre.

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What it’s like to be alone

What is there to say? What is there ever to say? It's been so long since I dipped my toe in the murky waters of chronicling my life that I can scarcely remember how to do it. But since time is a weighty currency not one of us can spare, I'll get to the point:… Continue reading What it’s like to be alone