You've heard of Pure Barre. I feel I can safely assume that, because I've heard of Pure Barre, and I'm usually the last person to hear about things. But for those of you still in the dark, Pure Barre is an exercise program created by masochists to torture women under the facade of being a… Continue reading Here Lies Susie, Rest in Peace. Cause of Death: Pure Barre.
(*Note: This is (apparently) part of a two-post series. I didn't actually realize that when I wrote the original What Happens When I Work Out post earlier this week... but since it seems like all I ever do lately is work out, I guess I have a lot to say on the subject.This time, though, instead of discussing… Continue reading What Happens When I Work Out, Part 2: Let The Awkwardness Ensue
Confession: I'm not the most athletic person in the world. In fact, full disclosure... I'm probably not even in the top five. But I nonetheless understand the importance of developing a healthy diet and a consistent fitness routine, to promote immunity and longevity and metabolism... and when you frollup around with snartithicus and kerplunkitude there's a high likelihood of hipperdashing… Continue reading What Happens When I Work Out