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I’M ALIVE!!! And other great things about skydiving

I literally have no idea why you're reading this right now. What are you doing, just sitting there reading this blog post, when you could be experiencing the adrenaline-pumping, gut-wrenching ecstasy-inducing thrill that is freefalling from 15,000 feet? STOP READING! GO! Go right now! I jumped out of a plane yesterday. And I did not die.… Continue reading I’M ALIVE!!! And other great things about skydiving

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My Last Will and Testament (you know, in case I die Friday)

For those of you new to The Nutshell Version, allow me to fill you in: This Friday, on the 26th of September, year 2014... I will be stepping out of an airborne plane and plummeting 15,000 feet toward the earth. (This is the part where you're supposed to fall over yourself, shrieking and fainting and… Continue reading My Last Will and Testament (you know, in case I die Friday)

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So, no big deal guys, apparently I’m just gonna jump out of a plane.

I'm going skydiving.I'm going to dive from the sky. Toward the ground.I should have seen this coming, really, when I started working for a company as deliciously unorthodox as mine. I should've known what I was getting myself into when I signed my offer letter. It should've had fine print that said, "WARNING: This company is… Continue reading So, no big deal guys, apparently I’m just gonna jump out of a plane.