Okay guys, I’m gonna be honest here.
I just spent 2+ hours writing a witty and wonderful post about Natalie Portman, but when I went to post it my ancient computer crashed, and I lost it all. I spent exactly 26 seconds thinking about trying to recreate the post, but then decided to just start crying and cursing technology instead.
I’m sorry that I’m leaving you post-less today.
…Please excuse me while I go set fire to my laptop.