I hate running.To quote Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets, "I'm using the word hate here." I hate running so much that if I hear anybody talking about how much they enjoy running, I find myself thinking, I could never be friends with this person. There is nothing enjoyable about running. Running is… Continue reading I hate running.
Tag: Humor
7 General Beauty Questions I Have for Other Females
I came across a Pinterest post the other day, entitled “The Right Way to Wash Your Face… In 7 Easy Steps.”In the split-second that it took me to read that title, my brain was already short-circuiting. I hadn’t even CLICKED on it yet, and there was already so much to be alarmed about. Here, in… Continue reading 7 General Beauty Questions I Have for Other Females
A 5th Grade Tale of Love & Loss
Valentine’s Day is on Friday. Recently the Daily Post issued this DPchallenge, which got me thinking a little more about my history with this Hallmark holiday. When I was in elementary school, Valentine’s Day meant dragging my mom to Party City to buy a pack of 30 themed valentines to distribute to the rest of… Continue reading A 5th Grade Tale of Love & Loss
The Beatles vs. Bruce Springsteen
So hey, here’s an outright fact for you: The Beatles are the greatest band who ever lived. Period. Write that down. But despite 99% of the Earth’s population accepting this as the OBVIOUS, ABSOLUTE truth, for some strange reason there are still people in the world who dispute it. One argument I hear often is… Continue reading The Beatles vs. Bruce Springsteen
Childhood Susie and Her Slippery Grasp on Reality
Here’s a fun fact about me: I was a Girl Scout. From something like the ages of 3-17. … I’m taking this opportunity to pause for a moment. Utilize this time however you see fit. Stretch your legs, go get a fudgesicle, meditate, whatever. What I’m trying to say is, if you’re gonna laugh at… Continue reading Childhood Susie and Her Slippery Grasp on Reality
Five Things You’ll Notice When You Move to the Pacific Northwest
As some of you may know, I recently moved to the Portland area. (Oh, you didn’t know? Then HI THERE, new reader! Welcome to my blog! Here, pull up a chair! Have a Tootsie Pop!)Having been born and raised in San Diego (where the beach is a logical activity choice 360 days a year, and… Continue reading Five Things You’ll Notice When You Move to the Pacific Northwest
An Open Letter to Grocery Stores
Dear Grocery Stores, Hi there, my name is Susie. And my favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate chip. You might say, “Why are you telling us this, Susie?” Hey, that’s a great question, Grocery Stores! And I’m glad you asked. I am telling you this because until recently, I would have thought that ‘Chocolate Chip’… Continue reading An Open Letter to Grocery Stores
A Night in the Life of an Insomniac
I have a lot of trouble sleeping.I don't know if this fact alone qualifies me as an insomniac, because I'm not sure how severe my troubles are compared to others' troubles, and it isn't like I've ever been diagnosed... but it's a nightly battle and very literally my least favorite part of the day. I… Continue reading A Night in the Life of an Insomniac
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