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Why Portland is the Greatest City in the World, No I’m Serious, Stop Arguing You’ve Already Lost.

So next week marks a full three months since I moved to Portland. I know, I know, that's not completely true. Technically I moved to the Portland area a little over a year ago, but aside from my god-awful daily commute, I didn't do a whole lot of exploring in the City Proper. Which is nothing… Continue reading Why Portland is the Greatest City in the World, No I’m Serious, Stop Arguing You’ve Already Lost.

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What it’s like to be alone

What is there to say? What is there ever to say? It's been so long since I dipped my toe in the murky waters of chronicling my life that I can scarcely remember how to do it. But since time is a weighty currency not one of us can spare, I'll get to the point:… Continue reading What it’s like to be alone

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Why They’re Called Best Friends

You may be wondering why my last two posts have been Throwback Thursdays. Or how the Egyptians built the pyramids. Or why Paul Rudd has always been completely overlooked in every discussion of attractive male actors. I mean, RIGHT?! ...What I'm trying to say is, there are a lot of unsolved mysteries in the world. But THIS one,… Continue reading Why They’re Called Best Friends

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Traffic is our all-powerful overlord and resistance is futile.

Here's a fun fact for your Tuesday: the city of Vancouver, WA has a population of about 160,000 people. 60,000 of them (that's almost 40% of all Vancouver residents) work in Portland....I'm one of them.For those of you who have never travelled to our little corner of the Pacific Northwest, allow me to give you a geography… Continue reading Traffic is our all-powerful overlord and resistance is futile.