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Don’t worry guys, there’s still hope for humanity.

The following is a true story. Not that they all aren't, but I'm just having trouble believing it myself so I felt like I should let you guys know, I'm not making this sh*t up. I was driving home from work on Thursday, listening to my audiobook of Pride and Prejudice. I had just passed… Continue reading Don’t worry guys, there’s still hope for humanity.

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Let me in.

Let me in. The lane is ending, the window of opportunity is closing, and my car is literally moments away from hurdling off a bridge. My life is in your hands, lady. Do the right thing. Please let me in. Okay, I can admit some fault here. I'm big enough to admit that. Journey was… Continue reading Let me in.